Locate
Us.
Mostly Harmless Solutions maintains a presence at the exact centre of mass of its industry and declines to be more specific, because specificity is a commitment. Our address is public — to a resolution of near enough.
We do not publish a street address. We publish bearings. Using the landmarks below and the industry's preferred unit of distance, you can triangulate our headquarters to within the industry.
An address is a coordinate, and a coordinate excludes all other coordinates. Exclusion is not aligned with our values. Instead, we occupy the point equidistant from every serious firm in our sector — near enough to each to be mistaken for any, committed to the ground beneath not one — and we express it, as our clients express everything, in minutes.
Directions.
Four bearings, in minutes. Rate of travel not included.
≈ 2 minutes north-west.
≈ 6 minutes south.
≈ 5 minutes east.
≈ 0 minutes, straight up.
Questions About Where We Are.
Answers About Where We Approximately Are.
What is your actual address?
Our actual address is a confidence interval. We are pleased to share the interval. We cannot share the point, as the point would exclude the surrounding points, and our Holistic Ambiguity practice advises against excluding points we may later wish to have been near.
Can I visit your office?
You can visit an office. Whether it is our office depends on definitions currently under review. The building exists. Our commitment to being inside it does not survive contact with a lease.
Are you remote or in-office?
Yes.
Google Maps put a pin on you. Is it correct?
The pin is correct to the precision Maps offers, which is more precision than we offer. We consider the discrepancy to be Maps' problem. Our position is that any single point claiming to be us is overcommitted.
We Are at the Centre of the Industry.
The Centre Is Approximately Everywhere.
Every rival is a fixed point on a map. We are the average of all of them, held to a tolerance generous enough to include each. From this position we can pivot toward any of them with equal velocity, and away from any of them with the same, which is what "∞ pivot capacity" has meant all along.
Competitors commit to a corner of the market. We committed to its centre of mass, and then made the centre of mass unfalsifiable. There is no more defensible location in the sector, because there is no location in the sector we are provably not.
Schedule a Visit to Approximately Here.
Our Geospatial Positioning Practice will provide walking times to a landmark of your choosing, expressed in minutes, at a speed to be determined by you, for which we accept no responsibility. Bring comfortable shoes, or a car, or a helicopter. All three estimates are the same and all three are correct.
Request Approximate Directions* This page names no company and implies no affiliation with, endorsement by, or proximity to any specific firm. Any resemblance to real organisations in your vicinity is a function of geography, which we did not author and decline to be held accountable for. Coordinates are illustrative and rounded past the point of usefulness. No actual harm was caused in the triangulation of this location.